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Trump "DADDY'S HOME" (Splatter Sweatshirt, Sweatshirt, Tee)
Trump "DADDY'S HOME" (Splatter Sweatshirt, Sweatshirt, Tee)
Trump "DADDY'S HOME" (Splatter Sweatshirt, Sweatshirt, Tee)
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Trump "DADDY'S HOME" (Splatter Sweatshirt, Sweatshirt, Tee)

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Excited for the BIG 45 to be the BIG 47. We are too. Celebrate with this attire at the forefront, the Liberal Tears will flow endlessly while your pride for daddy coming home beams 💋

Re-Live the Trauma with your Favorite Vet Sayings

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Sailboat Willie Kill the Pedo

Sailboat Willie Kill the Pedo

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Classic Mickey for a classy statement. Ensure all those around you know where you stand, and thats with Mickey/Sailboat Willie 😉
Presidential Drinking Koozie
Presidential Drinking Koozie
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Presidential Drinking Koozie
Presidential Drinking Koozie
Presidential Drinking Koozie
Presidential Drinking Koozie
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Presidential Drinking Koozie

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As any Koozie would, this lovely collection of Koozies will keep your drink cool and hand dry.  

Sport your favorite Prez drinking with minor “punny” changes to their titles, as you enjoy your favorite beverage. 

Each Koozie is individually pressed using the sublimation method and can hold up to normal wear and tear.

Welcome to Valkyrie Threads

Valkyrie Threads was build from the ground up. I started this business with the thought, "This has to be different". "Valkyrie Threads" blends military humor with real life wtf graphics. Created by a veteran, our gear is hilarious, sometimes inappropriate, and always fun. Wear your attitude with pride—whether you're on or off duty. Ready to laugh? We've got you covered!

My goal is to give everyone a unique sense of style and individuality, with every item. We also want to promote confidence and humor where we can. If you don't enjoy what you see, tell us how we can do better, or what products you would like to see. Ideas keep us going!!

Bleach It

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Jolliest @sshole Bleached X-Mas Hoodie

Jolliest @sshole Bleached X-Mas Hoodie

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-Red

-Made Ready to Order

-Hand Bleached

 -These are 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton

-Sublimation Print

-Every Hoodie will vary on the Bleaching since every Hoodie is hand bleached individually

 

Thank You For Supporting My Small Business

My name is Ariel. I am a single Mom, Army Veteran, Maintenance Mechanic, and all the shenanagans that go in between! lol

I wanted to take this time to thank you for stopping in and supporting Valkyrie Threads! When you support a small business, you're supporting my small familys dream! Little man and I want to personally thank each and everyone one our loyal customers, we wouldn't be here with out you all.

I stand committed to growing my business and serving my customers! XOXOXO!!

Ariel 🤙❤️💋

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Enjoy Pre-releases, Ready for your purchase. Behind the Scenes look, plus, loads of laughter and fun along the way!

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Please Read Me Before Purchase!!

We want you to be completely satisfied. Know going into your purchase, I use different types of blends of fabric. 100 Polyester, 50/50, and 60/40 blends of Cotton Poly. As long as the Tee fits within the perimeters of your order, I will use what ever I have on hand, unless you have requested otherwise. The Blended Fabric Tee's will not produce as bright of colors as white polyester. Just how the Ink infuses to the Poly, lower poly count the less vibrant the colors.

Every shirt will vary on the Bleaching since every shirt is hand bleached individually

This design is pressed on cotton poly blend Tee. Smooth touch and won’t shrink like a 100% cotton shirt.

PLEASE REMEMBER, These shirts are made to look “Vintage” Some designs won’t be as bright as others. Please keep this in mind when ordering.

-Sublimation Process-
The design is infused into the fibers of the polyester shirt by using sublimation ink and a professional heat press. High heat and sublimation ink transfers to the shirt like magic. Unlike vinyl, You will not feel the printed design on the shirt.

 All Products take up to 2-3 weeks for processing. (Usually never takes that long)

I do offer refunds if something has happened to the product, due to Valkyrie Threads.

~Ariel~